Useful...For 25 Washes

Personally, I think that just normal bug spray would suffice....especially since these socks apparently lose their usefulness (if they actually work to begin with) after 25 washes (if they actually last that long).

Indepth Child's Play

I am all for education...but I don't think that this particular item is really age appropriate for small children wanting to play princess dress up - even I can't comprehend half of these words!

Only In SK Canada.....

Would you find an undershirt brand named "Toboggan".

Smooth Grooming

I have never seen a man so comfortable with a pinching/hair pulling device. He kind of looks like he likes it as much as she does. I call Bull Spit and I am pretty sure that thing will leave you with some nice irritated red patches.

Tasty Kitty Lovin'

Weird, this seems like a better title for an adult film or a trashy romance novel...not really suited for a wet meat cat food.

Not Sure...

I am not sure if that is a "J", a "T" or what but in any case it's not quite as snappy as "Fabreeze" - though it does hold a certain borderline copyright infringement that most of the Dollar Store products possess. A+

Pure Average Luxury

Last time I checked, Green Tea & Cucumbers were never really considered to be "luxury" food items.

One Book Too Many

So. Ridiculous.

There's Got To Be A Better Way!

Look, if you can't see your toes well enough to cut them properly....it's time to get glasses.

Round About Way

Hmmm I'm not sure what they're teaching in schools as of late, but this seems like an awfully long book to explain a three letter word.

Inspirational Mugging

I'll leave you to make your own snide/witty remarks. Especially about the "I'm Every Woman, It's All In Me" mug...seems a little...dirty.

Key to Canada

We don't have very high standards for entry into our country....so why not just have a ton of keys cut and sent out into the world?

For the Red Neck In You

Don't want to carry a bottle opener on your key chain like a hippie freak? Well then, just toss this baby around your neck and you're good to go.

WARNING: Vagrant Is A Grand Ol' Word

Disclaimer: This isn't exactly at the Dollar Store, but it's attached to the mall in which we do our research.

There must have been a lot of Skateboarding-Dog-Walking-Vagrant-Solicitors hanging out at this particular parkade for them to post such authoritative signage.

Robo-Darth Space Cop

Space Shooter that looks like a crossbow and not very space like...nor does it match the picture on the packaging.

It's A Mystery

I don't know what this is, but I sure know what it looks like.

Manly Men Wear Canoes

Our Guest DST Hunter, Jackie, loves it when her men smell like Canoe.

Light Thong Protection

Um, if you are a woman and you are in the midst of your monthly Aunt Flo visit, maybe you don't wear a thong for that week. Also, those don't look very "protective" or nearly small enough....I know what I said.

Enthusiastic Surgical Ninja Masks

I like that:
a.) Bedroom eyes looks really coy while;
b.) Holding her own hand to steady herself and;
c.) That mask contains no....uh...latex. That's usually ideal.

PS.
d.) Why are surgeons shopping at the Dollar Store for masks? Oh, nvm these are for the serial killers...

Everyone Knows It's....

....Magic Spring?